There is a select group of motor vehicles with the worst fuel economy on the planet. My job is to take 16 of these brilliant behemoths and drive like hell. But only to find out which one is the best. So I get sideways in the Cadillac Escalade, put the Hummer H2 into full bore spins, and have my spine snapped by the Infiniti FX45. I even hand some over to The Gimp who is back as well for another guest appearance. From there I spank the map in the Best SUV the world has ever seen, from Las Vegas to Texas to Detroit to New York, leaving bone dry Exxon stations and piles of speeding tickets in my tracks. There are losers too though. Midway I take a break to seek out and destroy the most aesthetically challenged and dreadfully appalling abominations. I kill the iconic Isuzu Rodeo by merging it on a cellular level with a tree. The hapless Ford Bronco II goes head to head with the receiving end of my AK-47 - and loses. And yes, it is a real gun. And real bullets. And that's not all, I've also brought along a few practical jokes in the forms of the Chevrolet Tahoe, the Ford Explorer, the Jeep Grand Cherokee, and the Mercedes M-Class. There s plenty of epic driving to be had as well. The Porsche Cayenne Turbo S topping 168mph, the Range Rover Sport under 4 feet of lake, rock smashing with the military Humvee, and an economical Honda Civic being drawn to its death by the V8 powered Ford F-150. Enjoy - Scott VanPala
