T'is time for us all to bid farewell to the trite cliches that mar the visage of many a wayward coffee mug. Instead, thou may'st boast of this mug, complete with 30 funny insults penned by the Bard of Stratford-on-Avon, every one dulcet in contagion. Highlights includeth: "Clod of wayward marl"; "Highly fed and lowly taught"; and the ever-popular "Elvish mark'd abortive, rooting hog." Ay, there's the rub.
